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    coupscoffee:

    *gets hit by a car*

    Passerby: “ARE YOU OKAY?”

    Me: “Please… I need my… phone”

    *opens TUMBLR*

    Me: “LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT”

    (via coochielore)

    raikou:

    im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

    (via cognato)